Sat in the house all day with a tummy bug.

STUPID LITTLEST BROTHER. Why are you adorable and infectious?

This is why dad can't find me a roommate.

He looked in the non-smoking section. Not because he's trying to give me a subtle hint- just because he doesn't know better.

And it's kind of weird to get an e-mail from my dad saying 'Dang girl, there's plenty of Females looking for females in Queens!'